Found in my grocery store: Lucchetti Box Rice: Diana Ross Flavored
Just what you need to make your meal Supremely awesome: Diana Ross inspired rice?
To explain (as much as I can anyway, to be honest, I’m baffled/amused): Ross pronounced with a Spanish accent would sound a lot like arroz, which is Spanish for rice. That being said – I’m not sure why that makes it a relevant marketing scheme. But what I really don’t understand is the image on the box. Is that brown rice afro-ed caricature supposed to be Diana? How is that appetizing?